I'm looking for a no-strings-attached relationship for the sole purpose of creating offspring. I'm female and as you can see from my photo, I'm a quite attractive specimen.
My proper name is Laurus nobilis but my friends also know me as Bay Laurel. I've reached sexual maturity and I'm blooming for the first time but I am all alone and need a mate. Age or looks are unimportant. My only concern is if you can provide me with the children I so greatly desire.
Since this is my first time, I'm not sure how long I'll be fertile but I know it will be at least another year before I have a second chance. Time is of the essence! Even a brief encounter between us could be very productive!You don't need to live nearby. Your pollen could be sent through the mail! I could even entertain multiple males at once!
Ready and waiting,
Laurel
8 comments:
Sorry, I have no pollen for you, but I enjoyed the post! It is informative and interesting. This is a beautiful shrub. I didn't know it took so long for them to reach maturity.
Sorry, I don't have a candidate as the mate of your shrub! But your post really gave me a good laugh on this friday! Hope you find the mate for your beloved shrub!
Jim, what a comical way of requesting pollen for your beautiful Laurel! I hope she finds a successful mate SOON. A depressed, frustrated female is NOT FUN!!!! :)
Thanks for visiting me as a new member of Blotanical. This is a clever way to ask for a mate. I bet it's the first online dating site for plants!
Great post :-)
What a naughty girl :)
Thanks for making me a fav!
Love this post. I nearly spit out my tea...such a beautiful shrub, hope she finds a mate.
Well done with this clever post.
You turned the mundane into a true love story :)
All the best
Ibrahim
Ajman UAE (zone 11)
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